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Pansy Slam

Putting an ecstasy pill on one's penis, then sodomizing another person.

HISTORY:
First performed by Panzar Szlamphen, a DJ known as the Finnish Phenom. When it was discovored that inserting an ecstacy pill in one's anus yielded heightened effects, Panzer experimented with various methods of insertion. Pansy Slamming was his favorite.
Pansy Slam me Brutus! Pansy Slam me!
by Panzar July 22, 2010
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Phan

Shorthand for orphan. Usually used in the form of #phan. Used when you are on read and they don’t reply for hours on end. Simulating that you’ve been abandoned as if you were a suckling babe at the orphanage.
Ben calling Lawn: Hey lawn, I’m currently in county for molesting a Chinese wire extension tomato support.

Lawn: Oh god what happened?

Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.

Lawn: …

Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.

Ben: #phan

Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?

Judge: GUILTY!!!
by Bennehftw December 5, 2022
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rossana pansino

An amazing baking youtuber who offen include guest of all platforms
Rossana pansino has a baking line
by Frisko the cat February 3, 2018
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Pansy Parkinson

A Slytherin girl in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. She is often seen with Draco Malfoy and his cronies and attended the Yule Ball with him. She and Draco were chosen as Slytherin Prefects in their 5th year and were part of the Inquisitorial Squad. She seems to be involved with Draco Malfoy, and we can guess he is her love interest by default (or vice versa), but JKR has not been rather explicit about it. Draco/Pansy, however, is one of the most believable canon couples in the Harry Potter series.
Malfoy was in front; he was wearing dress robes of black velvet with a high collar, which in Harry's opinion made him look like a vicar. Pansy Parkinson in very frilly robes of pale pink was clutching Malfoy's arm.
by Roanne September 14, 2008
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Pansy Division

A "Queecore" punk rock/pop band. They're really great and their songs are both brave and hilarious.
Instead of preaching to people about gay rights,they make you laugh so hard you'll support anything they say.
Check out Bunnies,Smells Like Queer Spirit or Bill And Teds Homosexual Adventure.
PunkDude:"Pansy Division are my heroes!"
Jock:"What? Ewww but they're fags!"
PunkDude:"FUCK YOU!"
~Everyone proceeds to beat the jocks' ignorant ass into next week~
And that is the power of Pansy Division.
Amen.
by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006
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pansexual

screaming and confusion because everyone is hot welp
1: "Yo, what are they doing over there?"
2: "Oh, don't worry, they are pansexual, this is completly normal."
Pansexual Person: *screams*
by fairylightsandpride October 18, 2019
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PANSA

Spansh slang for belly or gut.
It looks nasty when fat chicks wear low-rise jeans becuz their PANSA hangs out.
by SINOMATIX May 3, 2005
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