Noun. The sudden appearance of phallic imagery while in a drug induced state. This means you are gay. Or a woman. Or whatever is worse.
Guy 1 "Dude, my brother was phallucinating yesterday"
Guy 2 "Is he a woman?"
Guy 1 "No..."
Guy 2 "That means he's gay"
Guy 1 "I got these mushrooms but don't want to take them."
Guy 2 "Why?
Guy 1 "Don't want to be gay or a woman."
Guy 2 "Oh, you don't want to phallucinate."
Guy 2 "Is he a woman?"
Guy 1 "No..."
Guy 2 "That means he's gay"
Guy 1 "I got these mushrooms but don't want to take them."
Guy 2 "Why?
Guy 1 "Don't want to be gay or a woman."
Guy 2 "Oh, you don't want to phallucinate."
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A variation on the common phrase epic fail, where the word fail is substituted with the word phallus. Can be used to describe a penis or just a hilarious failed attempt at something.
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Better than sex. In a sense that what ever experience occured, the event was quite eventful, full of color, fun, and just down right dandy. In other words better than sex is reffering to the fact that it was mad radly insanely awesome.
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Better than sex. In a sense that what ever experience occured, the event was quite eventful, full of color, fun, and just down right dandy. In other words better than sex is reffering to the fact that it was mad radly insanely awesome.
insanely awesome
That concert was phallutious.
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Anya always had a thing for Phalon, because he never gave up on any of his projects. He was always successful.
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Get the Logical Phallusy mug.A combination of food items which, when laid on the table in a special way, create an unmistakably phallic image.
Offering up a banana and two hardboiled eggs, Dan said to the 9am break group, "Have a bite of my tasty phallic snack."
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