golden phallic object

the supposedly rarest type of phallic object you can find in Dank Memer.

the description for the golden phallic object:
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"

by someone out there who is bored June 28, 2021

Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room

it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"

Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

by lites_out January 11, 2011

phallic wit

Noun
A sharp sense of humor which always in some way is based on the male genitalia.

His phallic wit is comical, and always an ice breaker at the bar.

by B2316 April 5, 2016

Phallic Discharge

An explosion of phallic objects flying in every or one general direction, anything ranging from a crate of dildos erupting from dynamite or Stacy's Mom and her farting butthole, or a piñata stuffed with fire crackers and gummy penises.

That barfly took off into the public restroom with three clowns and had a phallic discharge of balloons flying out of the stalls.

I tried to take a shit but had a phallic discharge of dull macaroni noodles that didn't digest quite right.

I tripped and hit my step mom's dresser and a phallic discharge of rubber play things came out of the drawer.

The pallet came off the forklift and a phallic discharge of rubber dog bones scattered across the floor.

An angry chimp ran up the tree and a phallic discharge of bananas took off everywhere.

by Rhett1a June 4, 2019

phallic brawl to the death

A random girl texts you saying she's down to give you a blowjob. You ask your roommate to give you the room but he denies it, so you decide to go to the building's storage room with the girl instead. Your roommate is so adamant in not letting you get head, so he follows you all the way down to the storage room. Even though you manage to get into the storage room with the girl and lock it, your roommate, who is a master locksmith, decides to start picking the lock. Right as you are about to nut, he cracks the lock, and you end up nutting all over him. In a fit of rage, you start deepthroating your roommate in order to take out your anger for him messing up your blowjob. Then he starts to retaliate, so you decide to strangle him to death. A few more moments later, your roommate chomps your entire cock off. Instead of giving up, you put all your strength into keeping his jaw jocked shut, and in the end, he ends up suffocating to death from your severed cock deepthroating him all while the girl who just sucked you off is watching from the side.

Marco had a phallic brawl to the death with Ahmed.

by royalnegus812 December 2, 2024

phallicating

to phallicate with an object.

OMFG dood quit phallicating with my bed.

by Bobley January 16, 2008

Phallic homocide

When your girl says if I have one more orgasm, I'm going to die,and you you kill her

It wasn't premeditated, it was accidental phallic homocide

by Kevinkalel March 17, 2020