glitter poof

Glitter poof is the act of blowing a hand full of glitter into another persons face to emphasize your current feeling of the conversation. It is combined by saying poof while blowing the glitter.

"Billy was giving me the crooked eye, so I turned to him and gave him a Glitter poof. "

"I like your new dress Cindy, poof. "

"Who the fuck are you? Poof bitch"

by prangstar April 11, 2014

Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.

by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009

Poof

A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual originating from the sound of a homosexuals fart after anal sex.

*Poof*
"ooo, pardon me"

by .J.B. April 10, 2019

Poofer Valve

The anus hole

When you see someone lifting a heavy, you would say
Slang:
"dont blow ya poofer valve"
Translation:
"please do not prolapse your anus everywhere my friend"

by THE--ASSMAN January 19, 2012

poofoot

verb: The act of getting poo on one's foot and then tracking it around the house.
noun: One who has poo on one's foot
adjective: One having poo on one's foot

verb: My damned cat poofooted my pillow this morning.
noun: You're a disgusting poofoot.
adjective: Your child is a poofooted little jerk.

by Emily bbbb123 March 20, 2008

cheerleader poof

When the front part of your hair is put on top of your head , with a elastic making it stick straight up.

"Nadia wore a cheerleader poof to prom because aunt Lucy made her"

by Judawgga April 1, 2017

pooface mcgee

A person who has eaten crap and still had crap on their face afterwards.

That guy is such a pooface mcgee, look at his shit mustache.

by Cr4zyBr4dy June 24, 2007