poofoot

verb: The act of getting poo on one's foot and then tracking it around the house.
noun: One who has poo on one's foot
adjective: One having poo on one's foot

verb: My damned cat poofooted my pillow this morning.
noun: You're a disgusting poofoot.
adjective: Your child is a poofooted little jerk.

by Emily bbbb123 March 20, 2008

Poofbot

A Scottish or Australian term for a Gay sex Android.

Australian; "Jack , shine that Poofbot up and get him ready for a pumping Mate."
Scottish ; " Dougal, lube the Poofbot up for a shagging".

by Pootdaggy September 2, 2017

Pootooth

The act of taking a picture of ones poo on your phone, and then sending it, via bluetooth, to any indiscriminate person who happens to be unfortunate enough to have their bluetooth on at the time

"Wow, I just laid a huge brick, i'm gonna have to pootooth someone with that gem"

"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"

by TheSniffer1979 June 30, 2009

poo-foot

Term describing a person that steps in feces.

Kevin developed poo-foot when he accidentally stepped in mackenzie & milos feces in the back yard.

by Lauren Kies February 18, 2009

Poofoon

Combo of buffoon and poof

George from GRINDR asks me out to dinner and drinks and then asks me to pay him back, whatta strait up poofoon

by surkmydirk March 6, 2022

Pootooth

The device used to talk with people, via Bluetooth, while you are taking a poo.

Rodney: You should've seen Lulu last night, she was drunk and still beating everyone at pool.

Charles: For real? That's crazy. Ey, hold up, lemme put you on Pootooth real quick. I gotta take a dump.

by iPoopOnCake March 13, 2010

pootootle

when a poodle toots. also you lost the game

man my poodle pootootled so hard, i pootootled on his face.

by nevergoingtousethisagain. October 9, 2010