personality install

personality install:

- the desired (but presently impossible) procedure of installing a personality into a person who appears to have none

Background: Many 'non-contributting-zeros' and 'useless-eaters' would do better for themselves and society if they had dynamic and well functioning personalities, or just died. The percentage of the population which could use this procedure seems to be growing. The end game for the Zombie Apocalypse is to have robotic mindless people --- perhaps this fictitious concept of 'personality installs' might be able to thwart what seems to be coming.

Ex.1
Jim: Is it just me, or does that guy seem like a zombie to you too?
Bob: Oh yeah! That empty-vessel is a useless-eater who could use a 'personality install'.

Ex.2
Jim: I think Jane could do with a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have one, first. What that non-contributing-zero needs is a 'personality install'.

by GlennyJ December 10, 2013

Car personality

Mechanical or structural characteristics that the vehicle has developed over the years, and that only the owner or the vehicles drivers are aware off.

My car has a lot of car personality, the battery terminals come off while driving so these need to be reconnected each time you start, the radio only tunes to 88.5 so set the iTrip up on that station, To open the glove box turn the latch the other way because of reasons I don't know why but it works, when changing gear from 1 to 2 run the stick hard along the left edge to avoid it grinding.....you get the idea....car personality.....you car has it somewhere.

by Kent-Wes Jacobsen May 4, 2007

Fuckable personality

Someone you don't quite find attractive in a physical hormonal way yet you find their personality attractive in a hormonal way

"John isn't easy on the eyes but he's a sweet guy who cares for me so I find him to have a fuckable personality."

by Karlana Talbert June 4, 2015

Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome

A condition where a person is highly susceptible to becoming addicted to technological gadgets or online tools.

Also known as CAPS

I can't get off Facebook. I totally have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

My parents won't get me an Xbox because I have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

by Ha-Ha Sister June 5, 2009

Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder

Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder (CDPD) is a non-hereditary, largely contagious, psychiatric diagnosis that describes a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality. Those who suffer from this condition will go on to create tens, if not hundreds of accounts on social networking and video sharing websites such as facebook, myspace and youtube. They will then converse with themselves across their many accounts in a lame bid to create the impression that they are popular and sociable. Often they will use their various accounts to team up on other internet users who have shown themselves to be smarter than them, in a desperate bid to restore some pride. Currently there is no cure for this ever increasing psychopathic trend, but most sufferers give the game away within a week, such is their lack of concentration and intellect.

JohnnyBarretta: Hi mate, how are you??? :)

Toxic: Good mate, what about yourself?

Pakilover1988: Fuck you white piece of shit!!! :)

Toxic: I see you suffer from Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder?

Note: The smilie and the excessive use of question and exclamation marks give it away.

by YTuser October 4, 2009

silicone personality

A personality that is fake, artificially enhanced and augmented like a body part can be with plastic surgery.

Anyone whom feigns religious piety but in actuality drinks heavily and is a promiscuous skank. (More common amongst woman)
Anyone whom seems inhumanly caring and considerate just to benefit their image.
That girl only talks to band geeks so people will think she is nice and put her on homecoming court, she has a silicone personality.

by Jarid D W April 1, 2008

particularly troubled personality

A whack job nutcase who goes on a murderous rampage for any number of reasons, including but not limited to mental instability, political/ideological disputes, delusional government conspiracy theories, or personal socio-economic woes.

As defined by Pima County, AZ Sheriff Clarence Dupnik on msnbc.

That fuckin' whack-job Jared Loughner who shot AZ Congresswoman Gabby Giffords and 18 others is a prime example of a particularly troubled personality.

by dookeyboy January 12, 2011