peed my pants

When someone urinated in their trousers and they want to let you know that they did, they say:

-I peed my pants!
Or if they got scared:
-Omg I almost peed my pants!
Or if they laughed really hard:
-It feels like I peed my pants!

by Omoqueen November 3, 2014

the sneaky peeky

When you're banging a chick doggystyle and FaceTiming with one of your bros secretly at the same time

Mossimo: yo when I bang Hannah tonight I'll give you the sneaky peeky

Mike: aww dood thanks

by DhansonTho October 17, 2013

peeny weeny

a small penis not to be confused with chode

person1 you have a peeny weeny.
person2 fuck you man.

by nothing is here October 28, 2020

peedoo

When you go number one and number two

Excuse me, I must go peedoo

by Judy Drayer September 3, 2007

Peed'd up crotch funk

The smell that originates in the crotch of bed bound patients in hospitals and nursing homes. The wretched odor is a combination of urine and loose stool mixed together and left to dry on the patients skin, resulting in the odor known as "peed'd up crotch funk"

The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.

"We went to visit Grandma in the nursing home, and mommy threw up when she smelled Grandma's "peed'd up crotch funk". The whole nursing home stank of neglect and bodily fluids.

by smendez April 4, 2010

perdy

Perdy: A slang term for "pretty". Can be used in all instances of the original term. Is not a "ghetto term" or used by thugs, "gangstas", or people of that sort.

"That's perdy crazy!"
-or-
"You're perdy..."

by G. M.-H. May 28, 2003

sneeky peeky

While finishing up during sex,the man spits on the woman's back(she thinks it is cum).Then the woman turns around and the man cums in her face.

When you did the sneeky peeky it got it my eye!

by Lucas Ankney June 11, 2006