making pecan pie

1. Female masturbation, due to the resemblance of the female genitalia to pecans and to the sweetness of the pie.

2. Two females having sex

3. A female getting a hand job/being eaten out

1. After Bill left me, I've been making pecan pies.

2. Did you hear that those two hotties made pecan pie last night?

3. Joel made me the best pecan pie ever last night.

by synchrohobbit November 20, 2006

Pecan Jammy

Two pecan sandy cookies with jam smeared between them. You can thank me later.

With the threat of nuclear warfare looming, the Korean conflict was finally resolved through the diplomatic use of a Pecan Jammy.

by rodstewart278 March 22, 2013

pecan bag

The exterior skin that encased and protects the male testes.

You see that naked dude in the park? He had a squirrel hanging from his pecan bag!

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

pecanable

Someone who have an extreme craving for pecans

Frank ate all of the dam pecan pie , he's so pecanable.

by Krummer311 November 6, 2017

Pecan Swirl

Pecan Swirl is when you lay straight dough in your pants. People from the back can see a swirl print on the back of your pants. This is most accompanied by a foul stench.

You to your mom: “do you smell that?”
Mom: “someone just laid a fat one.”
You: “are you talking about a pecan swirl?”

by Mike Ro-dick September 16, 2019

pedanticked

When people make tiny pointless criticisms entirely missing the big picture.

I asked for high-level feedback on my paper, but instead they pedanticked the shit out of it.

by FroznMbryo February 5, 2021

pedantics

Noun (malapropism): Pedantic semantics

I do not care for your pedantics, Annie. I will use my words how I choose.

by Tastiest Avenger September 11, 2023