peadadick

When a nigga has a small dick but you don’t wanna tell him so you say it’s a peadadick

Sky: I had sex with Michael but he had a small yk

Friends: Don’t say small just say peadadick to confuse people

by Saytrucedabratꨄ August 11, 2021

Peadream

When you wake up with a mouth full of peas and realize you have wet the bed.

I had a gnarly peadream last night. I woke up drenched, yet nourished.

by Officer Dick n' Balls April 27, 2022

Peadofenimal

A female inspired by Pope Alexander VI (ruled 1492-1503) to have sex with her own father , anti-hindu , against logic , against truth , irrational , illogical , believes in flat earth cult theory , so like believes and concludes assole can become a breeding hole

Peadofenimals are against logic and truth . it is very difficult to reason with a Peadofenimal

by Logical Rationalist May 25, 2022

Peadopediophile

An adjective for people with a particular fetishism for the feet of children.

I saw them stroking that kids foot, they're such a peadopediophile.

by Red Rockit February 14, 2023

Peadophile

Something you disagree with

Only peadophiles shave their beards

by MatthewHannah10 October 15, 2023

Peadophile

Glasgow Celtic. A football club in the east end of Glasgow, who have operated and covered up a peadophile ring since 1967. And are currently involved in a class action with 20 in plus victims. The Scottish government and police Scotland do everything in their power to sweep this under the carpet.

Glasgow Celtic peadophiles oh oh oh.......

by FAFO January 25, 2024

Peadschophile

A person who seeks or enters into relationships with much younger people over the age of consent.

These relationships may be considered unwise, but not illegal.

Termed following Phillip Schofield’s relationship scandal.

Alternate (incorrect) spelling- peadschofile

60 year old man enters relationship with an 18 year old:

“He’s such a peadschophile”.

An 65 year old women comments that she fancies a 19 year old:

“You’re such a peadschophile”.

by KayRolo February 23, 2024