panda proof

Exceptionally smart people doing incredibly dumb things.

Doug could you update the document so Jason can submit it to a customer without reading it or knowing how to write? What you want me to make it Panda Proof?

by Perfunctory Yeti May 15, 2014

Panda lover

The nicest person you'll ever meet. Usually has a liking of cats too, a very quiet and introverted person. If you have a panda lover as your friend or partner , buy them a stuffed panda and they will love you for the rest of your life

John Brown - I will never date a panda lover ever in my life
Jane Brown - Darling, I'm a panda lover. I demand a divorce right now. Panda lovers will rule this earth

by ilovepandas145 February 21, 2022

The Padalecki Limit

The breaking point in which a heterosexual male will contemplate and initiate sexual intercourse with another man based on attractiveness. See: Jared Padalecki

"Gay male couple kisses furiously in front of on lookers."

Jacob: Eww, gross!
Zach: Dude, quit being such a homophobic swine!
Jacob: Take that back! I would totally have sex with another guy.
Zach: What???
"Sighs wistfully while looking at a hot pic of J Pad on his phone."
Jacob: As long as he meets The Padalecki Limit.

by C. P. Wiggins III March 30, 2016

panda pearl

a black and white rock that comes from a panda clam when infected.

She had a panda pearl in her snatch.

by PandaSandTheAsian December 5, 2007

Black Hole Panda Nest

The relative transverse directions are those where one has baby panda boundary conditions with respect to one brane and mommy panda boundary conditions with respect to the other. A Black Hole Panda Nest collectively manifests both branes and all dimensions within the local spacetime of a living panda nest.

Michael: Did you hear those yelps?! A nest must be near!

Fred: What Yelps?! What nest?!

Michael: An easy way to identify a black hole panda nest is to listen in for excited elementary panda yelps.

by Illa.Lusus August 13, 2009

Big Mash Panda Hands

Too describe overly large, awkward, and often unaesthetic hands.

Leroy: you fancy a game of pool?
Tim: I would, but i can't even hold the cue properly!
Leroy: That'l be your big mash panda hands

by salamwalad October 13, 2011

Trash Panda

A raccoon

"I saw a trash panda last night, those things are scary"

by Don't use your real name. If May 12, 2019