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Scrotal Ridge Pattern 

When someone dips their balls in ink then flops it on the detective's table
"For extra security, I always give them my scrotal ridge pattern when I go to the station"
Scrotal Ridge Pattern by Vark50 January 12, 2022

holding pattern 

Driving around in a small area (such as a parking lot). This is usually done because of lack of parking spaces or lack of desirable parking spaces. Often used while waiting to pick somebody up or for a parking space to become available.

Derived from: Aviation term. A repetitive route flown by an aircraft which keeps it in the same area. A holding pattern is used when an aircraft (commonly a commercial airliner) cannot land at an airport, often simply because there are no available runways. In this circumstance, the aircraft will enter a holding pattern while it awaits its turn to land.

It is believed that this term, used in the automotive context, was first used by Steve Packard, however, if anyone else has used this term previously to describe driving in cirles, feel free to post.
When I dropped Mike off to pick up the pizza, there were no good parking spaces, so I went into a holding pattern until he came out.

I didn’t want to double park while waiting for Sue to come out of the store, so I went into a holding pattern, driving around the block until I saw her emerge.
holding pattern by Steve Packard January 17, 2006

Glass Pattern Baldness 

Premature balding found in test tube babies.
I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.

Flower Pattern Girl 

A species of girl emanating from very christian families. Field observations show they always wear long church dresses that are often homemade and are always with a flower pattern.

These girls are very religious, often quirky, sometimes downright insane. For generations science has not known if they fit in the genus of "girl", but after research the "flower pattern" has been defined as their own species..

The flower patterns are usually very sheltered and have 5-25 siblings. Sightings in the wild are rare, though some have been reported at county fairs. A large concentration can be found at Bob Jones University.
Dude#1: Hey should I ask out that girl over there?

Dude#2: Nah man, she's a flower pattern girl, holding hands is like third base for them.
Flower Pattern Girl by ANMAN September 2, 2010

Sleeping Pattern 

Something someone with a regular job that isn't streaming , YouTube or playing World of Warcraft has.
Person : Hey you! Yes you! Get to sleep, Your lack of a sleeping pattern is unhealthy!
WoW Player : *lazily slurs* Lemme fnsh ths dunjun *eats week old unidentifiable food off the floor*
WoW Player : *Finishes dungeon and ques up for 'one more'
Sleeping Pattern by jamzyyyy August 27, 2018

see the lace pattern 

To be wearing very tight clothing. Comes from the current tread for girls to wear tight fitting clothes, such that you can see the lace pattern on their bra and/or thong.
Man, her pants were so tight, I could see the lace pattern.

Yeah, her dress style is extreme business provocative, you can see the lace pattern.

Hooters waitresses have to abide by their dress code, which is "see the lace pattern".