Patrick Briggs

(n) this is the situation when a guy walks in on another guy petting his tiger, spamming the ham, corning the beef, shucking the corn, wipping the cork, choking the chicken, spankin the monkey, polishing the samurai sword, TAMING THE DRAGON aka...beating off or masturbating and thoroughly enjoying it by acting like "a deer in headlights" by staring at his erect penis for like 20 seconds.

In late October, a man named Jacob Itch was spamming the ham in his Ohio State dorm and accidently left his key in the door. Then, Pete Brugger opened the door pulled a "Patrick Briggs." That was the last day we talked to Pete

by Sean Gill January 8, 2012

patdick

A patdick is just an ASCII of a penis with Patrick Star's face.

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Don't spam the patdick!

by amoongust March 17, 2017

patrice bergeron

a hockey God. extremely underrated nhl (boston bruins) player. should win the selke every year. talented and unselfish. a true leader. loyal to is team and fans. possibly the most beautiful human being alive. his on-ice performance is exceptional. it is nearly impossible to hate him.

patrice bergeron is perfect.

by hawkey37 June 29, 2015

Patricio

Patricio is a caring individual who is hard working and is always giving people the benefit of the doubt. He can be very prideful but not egoistic. He is a great friend but once you cross him he will not see you the same way. He is very relaxed and he doesn’t get into other peoples business since he is focused on himself. He may have hobbies that are not that good for him but he doesn’t let them control him. He is a excellent kisser and cuddler as long as he is on the left side of you.

Patricio is the best boyfriend ever!

by Shoutwhenever March 23, 2021

Neil Patrick Harrisexual

Attracted exclusively to women and Neil Patrick Harris. Common among males who mistakenly identify as completely heterosexual.

Man: I'm straight, but that Dr. Horrible is fine.

Person: You're not straight. You're Neil Patrick Harrisexual.

by a homosexual male March 30, 2011

Patrick Swayze'd

When you're about to do drugs, and your ghost brother punches you to get the drugs out of your mouth, with it being the first contact you had with him since he died.

Klaus: PSYCHE!! (shoves drugs in mouth)
Ben:(punches Klaus) (drugs go everywhere)
Klaus: DUDE! You just Patrick Swayze'd me!

by theweirdarmyone April 28, 2019

Patrick Wilson

Handsome stage and screen actor. Born July 3, 1973
Starred in Oklahoma (musical), Phantom of the Opera, Angels in America (TV series), The Alamo, Hard Candy, Little Children, Lakeview Terrace, Watch
men, Insidious 1 and 2, and The Conjuring.

Patrick Wilson is 6'1" tall, weighs about 180 pounds, and has a powerful butt from distance running.

by pbagel May 25, 2014