Parker is usually to unique. You hurt somebody that care about or love and you better be prepared for a very aggressive person. Parker has a great sense of humor, they will make you laugh . They are funny but yet understanding.Parkers will always have your back as long as you got theirs. Any girl would be lucky to have a Parker. Parkers make a amazing boyfriends, and are very loyal.
Girl: have you heard about the chick is friends with a Parker
Girl2: yeah, have you heard about the girl dating him though???
Girl: she so lucky
Girl2: yeah, have you heard about the girl dating him though???
Girl: she so lucky
by Rockzz Rockz October 02, 2019
by Tibonezone November 10, 2021
Parker is a guy u always will want in ur life he is brudley honest about everything. Parker is a get persont to ask for advice because he always seems to know what to say. Parker is probably the smartest person you will ever meet. Parker keeps his feelings to himself and do sent share them with people that aren't close to him. A Parker will work himself into the ground trying to be the best at something even though he might never get there he keeps striving for the top. Parker can't read peoples emotions or facial expressions werth anything u need to tell him howl u feel but then he says something you will remember for the rest of your life.
Person 1: damn hes working himself in the ground I'm afraid he's gonna hurt himself
Person2: well thats Parker for ya
Person2: well thats Parker for ya
by Billsnation June 02, 2017
Hot piece of ass. Normally has a huge dick. All the girls want him but he only goes well with k names
by koala killer from heavan November 21, 2013
n.
An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.
v. tr.
To engage in such an act.
An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.
v. tr.
To engage in such an act.
"You're going to have to choose between fucking Mike and being able to shit regularly for the next few weeks, because that dude parkers like a madman."
by Walt Berryman April 28, 2006
when i was taking a midnight stroll through the park, i witnessed two homosexual individuals displaying what i believed to be "the parker"
by Caleb Cox November 03, 2007
Hes a weirdo about tetris. Thats it +.dont care + didnt ask + ratio + cope + counter ratio + skill issue + cry about it + pinged owner + seethe + maid + stfu + no + denied + rat + counter ratio + blocked + backpilled + cancelled + stay mad + no maidens
by Calbkindatarsh April 15, 2022