Parched Fart

when you have a really airy fart

ugh i just had such a parched fart.

by glue gun stanley April 15, 2019

Parched mosquito

A person who hasn't gotten any head in a while

Mr. Mull is a parched mosquito

by Homonotfound February 21, 2023

sexually parched

When it's been so long since the last time you had sex, your genitals are all dried up.

"Dude, I'm sexually parched. My girl took the open sign down. She won't let me tap that."

by Mr. R0b0t November 21, 2019

Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.

Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.

by Adomzz January 25, 2021

Parthenophilia

Scientific term denoting a sexual attraction to virgins.

Frank has parthenophilia. He popped at least 7 cherry's last year.

by Neefer October 3, 2011

Parkhead

Parkhead is the best place in scotland it is the football ground of Glasgow Celtic FC who in 2003 got to the final of teh UEFA cup and where given teh fair play award for haveg thousands of fans there and only one arrest.

Celtic Fan:aye i'll be goin tae Parkhead the morra.
Dumb Tourist: is that a shoping centre?
Celtic Fan: wit? ur ye daft thats the home of Glasgow Celtic

by Chris_123 August 8, 2006

Partheon Shot

To fire a ranged weapon from a moving position.

(The Partheons fired arrows from horsback in any direction. Thus; the Partheon Shot.)

The archer took a partheon shot from horseback.

by Surge September 9, 2004