Don Panky’s Mafia

Don Panky’s Mafia is a secret cult that is only know by the enlightened ones. Once selected you will be taken and put through serious trials and tribulations. Upon completing the hardships you will enter the brotherhood. Once in the brother hood you will be under the protection of Don Panky. Anyone who who does you wrong will be faced with retaliation and death.

Collins: I’m gonna beat the shit out of you
Caleb: Better watch out I’m under the protection of Don Panky’s Mafia
Collins: Oh fuck nevermind

by Don Panky February 6, 2018

poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020

pinkeye fountain

It's a metaphore wich means the syringe,within heroin mixed with blood.The color of the blood is changing pink when it's mixed with the dope.-pink.Eye is the top of the needle,fountain - i think it"s preety obviously.

"...clipside of the pinkeye fountain..." - The Mars Volta - Inertiatic ESP

by Epikyros September 28, 2008

Panker

Someone who poops and masturbates at the same time. Often used as another word for a "douche" or "jerk".

Poop + Wank = Pank

Other forms: Panker, Panking etc.

Nathan: Stephen copied my homework and turned it in before me. Now the teacher thinks I copied him.

Albert: What a panker.

by Orielol February 11, 2010

Danky Panky

The dankest of the dank, shit so strong it'll make you wanna fuck yo mama or in lamens term SOME STRONG AF WEED

Bruh you got the plug on the Danky Panky
Fosho mah nigga,shit you bouta get FUCKED UP

by Mr.StealYoGurl March 22, 2015

wanky panky

When two seriously horny guys get together to stroke the spooge out of each other's sausage.

Rick and his good buddy Dick like to take their lunches in private at the construction site. They find a quiet little place away from the other guys for a little wanky panky.

After fixing his TV, the cable repair guy and Hank spent a little extra time working on each other's equipment, with a little wanky panky.

After the game, some of the guys on our team like to kick back and play a little game of wanky panky with each other.

by Happy Wolf August 13, 2007

pankeks

Great morning food, goes good with ROFLES.

Fred: Hey, want to sleep over?
Jen: Only if you'll serve me PANKEKS & ROFLES for BREAKEKEKEKFAST!!!

by Eilatan December 1, 2007