Pankratz

v. to be an angry assclown to someone else strictly for the fun of ruining their good time.

"Alan called the cops and Pankratzed our party."

by Psuedodynamic August 7, 2008

paratrooper

this requires a roommate to be having sex on the bottom bunk while you are present in the top bunk.

the act of masturbating on the top bunk, leaping off while climaxing, then shooting the woman in the face before hitting the ground. "bombs away"

my girlfriend is pissed. you got her right in the face last night you paratrooper son of a bitch.

by 302e February 22, 2009

Paratextoid

Noun, a state of being, when you are very paranoid about receiving a certain text message and you cannot stop checking your phone every minute.

phil: hey what's up with aaron he has checked his phone like 25 times in the past 2 minutes

bob: oh you know him he is just paratextoid.

by abwoitas June 15, 2010

pak rat

hoodrat from pakistan

alysia is a a pak rat

by HonkeyKong September 30, 2010

E-Packrat

One who never deletes any e-mails. Spam messages go unread, often causing an outrageous number of unread messages appear at all times.

When Bill logged into his e-mail, he had 3,426 unread e-mails. He is such an e-packrat!!

by EsOne June 12, 2008

paratrooper hooters

A pair of breasts that have been effected by gravity for so long and to such an extent that when not covered by a bra they resemble an unopened parachute. If they look long and fleshy with many wrinkles/stretch marks and downward facing nipples, you are seeing some paratrooper hooters.

An easy visual are the army men toys with plastic parachutes. You would throw the army men in the air and it the parachute would never properly deploy, they would just drop quickly to the ground with a thud. The failed parachute resembles the sagging breasts of paratrooper hooter endowed women.

I walked in on my grandma changing her bra. She had paratrooper hooters. I thought army men were being deployed into her belly button.

by Kaznasty July 17, 2009

Poop Chute Paratrooper

To be literally hanging by your teeth or most likely your braces on someones ass hair. Simply put, you've become a human dingleberry. Not a pleasant experience for either party. Similar to a paratrooper hanging by his parachute from a tree.

"Dude, your sure walk'n funny today."
"Yeah, bitch las nite hung herself on my butt hair by her braces... ripped a bunch out!"
"Damn, you're a vet now... you scored a full-fledged Poop Chute Paratrooper!"

by Cary n Jerry January 6, 2008