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Getting off at Paisley

A term used in the West of Scotlnd meaning to practise Coitus Interruptus (the Withdrawl method), as favoured by the Catholic Church due to it's lack of efficacy. Refers to Paisley being the penultimate train station when travelling from the Clyde coast back to Glasgow.
Senga: Are you on the pill Donna-Marie?
Donna-Marie: No he's getting off at Paisley
by Kennys81 April 22, 2006
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Brad Paisley moustache

A weak ass moustache that looks like a 17 year old has been trying to grow for three weeks, but only has a vague shadow. (commonly worn by country music star Brad Paisley)
I didn't have time to shave this morning so now I have a Brad Paisley moustache.
by Whackmaster December 30, 2007
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Dr. Ian Paisley

Let's have some fucking honesty here lads. Do not knock everything as that type of attitude helps no fucking body. I realise that knock means something you fuck but thickos stick to women if you wish to fuck. Stop knocking an already rocky community spirit. Northern Ireland, indeed all Ireland, needs PEACE and if you are not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship get off the fucking island be it North or South I do not give a fuck. Get it .

Now the definition of Dr. Ian Paisley -
Ian Richard Kyle Paisley was born on 6th April 1926.
Today Dr. Ian Paisley, MP, MLA is the leader of the Free Presbyterian Church and head of the Democratic Unionist Party. He has been the Member of Parliament
for the North Antrim constituency since 1970 and many members of the Roman Catholiccommunity vote for him
as he is an active politician with the interests of all his constituents at heart.
Dr. Ian Paisley is a forceful orator
by Stias September 26, 2005
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Paisley mojito

Made from tonic, gin, scotch, mint and a touch of dog piss. Can be used as a topical cure for skin irritation also.
Booooy I’m hungover from that “bang your cousin mixer” last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.
by Nickynightengale April 18, 2022
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Meta-paisley

The wing-ding curley shapes extending from the sides of a design, flower, or picture. Often depicted as curly vines or curly lines of no defined length or size
The paisley shapes has little meta-paisleys off to the side of them.
by polematrix July 6, 2019
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Paisley

The most beautiful girl in the world, her eyes are like a view you’ve only dreamed about. She can get anyone she want with just a smile. She can give you butterflies with just the touch of her hand. Her personal is wild and crazy but that’s how everyone likes it. When she walks into any room it’s gets quite and everyone cannot help but stare at her beauty. she is smart and nice to everyone until you get on her bad side, things start going down hill. She loves anything neon colored and loves tattoos and piercings. Everyone in school wants to be her friend but she has a specific group. If you wanna make her happy just play her favorite singer Ghostemane and get her a squishmellow. She love hard metal rock and all thing antique. Is great at painting and loves baby chickens, and loves cutting down tress if you know what i mean. and once you hurt and loose her out of your life you will never get back into her life. So do everything you can to keep the girl happy because she deserve the world.
anyone.
She is so lucky to have a Paisley
by Kėłšëÿ May 5, 2021
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Paisley

paisley is the coolest person in the whole world and she deserves everything and a million dollars cuz i said so
some random kid-wow paisley you’re so hot
paisley-thank you i know
by totallynotpaisley November 21, 2021
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