A term used in the West of Scotlnd meaning to practise Coitus Interruptus (the Withdrawl method), as favoured by the Catholic Church due to it's lack of efficacy. Refers to Paisley being the penultimate train station when travelling from the Clyde coast back to Glasgow.
by Kennys81 April 22, 2006
Get the Getting off at Paisleymug. A weak ass moustache that looks like a 17 year old has been trying to grow for three weeks, but only has a vague shadow. (commonly worn by country music star Brad Paisley)
by Whackmaster December 30, 2007
Get the Brad Paisley moustachemug. Let's have some fucking honesty here lads. Do not knock everything as that type of attitude helps no fucking body. I realise that knock means something you fuck but thickos stick to women if you wish to fuck. Stop knocking an already rocky community spirit. Northern Ireland, indeed all Ireland, needs PEACE and if you are not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship get off the fucking island be it North or South I do not give a fuck. Get it .
Now the definition of Dr. Ian Paisley -
Ian Richard Kyle Paisley was born on 6th April 1926.
Today Dr. Ian Paisley, MP, MLA is the leader of the Free Presbyterian Church and head of the Democratic Unionist Party. He has been the Member of Parliament
for the North Antrim constituency since 1970 and many members of the Roman Catholiccommunity vote for him
as he is an active politician with the interests of all his constituents at heart.
Now the definition of Dr. Ian Paisley -
Ian Richard Kyle Paisley was born on 6th April 1926.
Today Dr. Ian Paisley, MP, MLA is the leader of the Free Presbyterian Church and head of the Democratic Unionist Party. He has been the Member of Parliament
for the North Antrim constituency since 1970 and many members of the Roman Catholiccommunity vote for him
as he is an active politician with the interests of all his constituents at heart.
by Stias September 26, 2005
Get the Dr. Ian Paisleymug. Paisley’s are crazy!! But in the best way. They are typically blondes with green eyes or blue and are super friendly. They LOVE hugs. It’s a part of their nature, they like attention and sometimes go to extremes. But they get all the guys. And they have amazing taste in boys. They are kinda hearted and happy but they are breaking inside and need a shoulder to cry on. They are VERY PRETTY!! Solid 10/10. If you see one, then never forget em. They will change your life.
by LittlePotatoFriend November 17, 2021
Get the Paisleymug. Made from tonic, gin, scotch, mint and a touch of dog piss. Can be used as a topical cure for skin irritation also.
Booooy I’m hungover from that “bang your cousin mixer” last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.
by Nickynightengale April 18, 2022
Get the Paisley mojitomug. When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while she’s on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.
As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
by Stegner June 20, 2023
Get the Paisley Abattoirmug. paisley is the coolest person in the whole world and she deserves everything and a million dollars cuz i said so
by totallynotpaisley November 21, 2021
Get the Paisleymug.