optischism

In a multiverse, the optimal schism would be the best alternate reality concerning some aspect.

In Homer Simpson's optischism the oceans are made of duff beer, and it rains donuts.

by Dr. Peter J. D'Adamo III November 1, 2008

optutory

Optutory is an event or a meeting that is mandatory unless there is some emergency or important other thing that gets in the way.

Saturday's practice is optutory because we have the big game coming up, but I know prom is this weekend.

by 877372 April 12, 2009

optunique

An adjective for someone that is both optimistic and unique.

I just know I am going to win that alfalfa plant that I want so badly if I just put my mind to it! I'm so optunique!

by fmlyife August 5, 2009

Optishitstic

(pronunciation - Opti-shit-stick)

1. The combination of having an incredibly optimistic outlook while possessing an effortless aura of awesomeness (i.e., to be "the shit").

1. With his positive attitude and witty sense of humor, Ashby is a natural optishitstic.

by :0) PositiveVibes! May 28, 2010

opussatunity

An opportunity to hook up with a hot girl

Aleq: Come on man! You have to stay after school with me tomorrow, I finally have an opussatunity!

by obeywalrus December 20, 2010

Optessimistic

It’s both optimistic and pessimistic

Optessimistic way

by NoneNickname January 9, 2018

OOTUS

Oompaloompa of the United States

What is that shithead OOTUS doing this week, other than golf, steal taxpayer dollars staying at his own properties while charging the Secret Service to protect his ass, Twitter raging, and taking orders from his Russian Overlord while denying everything???

by _.- m -._ June 12, 2018