The transformation of the people of the United States from being a nation of hardworking, emotionally tough people to being a country where having a tough boss requires a therapist and two Xanax pills per day. This is caused by the teachings of Oprah & company, who preach connection with a person's "inner feelings".
Americans used to be tough until Oprah came along and Oprahfied us all, rendering us incapable of holding up under any stress whatsoever and being too sensitive to get anything done.
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Another word for- sociopath. Oprah panders her new-age crap at bored, upper-middle class women who, like Germans in the 30's listening to the demented rantings of another maniac, buy it hook, line and sinker. A billionaire who connives women into believing that she's 'one of the girls'. Gives cars away to poor people, naturally on international TV so everyone can SEE how great she is. Cars aren't registered OR insured however. Poor people lose 'free' car. Oprah looks like saint. Disgusting. Has a golden toilet. Seriously.
by PepsiCola September 16, 2006
Get the Oprah mug.A condescending yo-yo dieting and especially wealthy talk show host. She manages to fake empathy with many a fan and brainwash numerous women with cheap advice or quick fixes to life. She appears self centered and completely absorbed with herself for becoming famous. For example when that writer lied to her on her show, it was for lying to the almighty Oprah, instead of deceiving her fans or many other individuals. Instead of taking a real stance on important issues Oprah uses soft media or sob stories to grab ignorant people's attention and create a fan base.
Mrs. One: "Did you see?! Oprah Winfrey put that man who sold her bad Chinese food on trial!"
Mr. One: "Hmm.. shouldn't she focus on the unstable economy or that horrendous war instead of these trivial issues?"
Mr. One: "Hmm.. shouldn't she focus on the unstable economy or that horrendous war instead of these trivial issues?"
by the exestential onion January 22, 2009
Get the Oprah Winfrey mug.A guy who's REALLY good at video games (really, he'll kick your ass in any game that he gives two shits about). Not only that, but he's REALLY intelligent. Hell, one can say that he was once athletic (200+ average in bowling? obtained the "MVP" award twice in the competitive soccer league in his district? 1st degree black belt in Hapkido?); he stopped being so fucking athletic because time became his worst enemy.
Joe: Hey, I heard you lost in that Third Strike tournament.
Bruce: Yeah, the guy that I played against owned me so hard. Really, I don't even want to think about it.
Joe: Damn.. can you at least describe the guy?
Bruce: Aww, damn.. If I had to describe him, I'd say he's an Omran
Joe: Oh fuck, one of those? Dude, I don't want to play against those types -- they're too good!
Bruce: I know.. FML..
Bruce: Yeah, the guy that I played against owned me so hard. Really, I don't even want to think about it.
Joe: Damn.. can you at least describe the guy?
Bruce: Aww, damn.. If I had to describe him, I'd say he's an Omran
Joe: Oh fuck, one of those? Dude, I don't want to play against those types -- they're too good!
Bruce: I know.. FML..
by mrnaps18 March 8, 2010
Get the Omran mug.If you believe that the definition for Oprah head refers to a woman that's been brainwashed by that fat, black, man-hating bitch Oprah Winfrey, you'd be correct, at least partially. There are millions of weak-minded, vulnerable, self-serving bimbo's that actually listen to this purveyor of bullshit and then blame their man that it's all his fault they're not happy.
However this term has a second definition. An Oprah Head is a woman that has a fat round head, has no neck and usually has a rotund body. They look like a snowman. No matter what hairdo they wear, how much weight they try to loose and cloths they try to wear, they can't compensate for that 'bowling ball' head.
However this term has a second definition. An Oprah Head is a woman that has a fat round head, has no neck and usually has a rotund body. They look like a snowman. No matter what hairdo they wear, how much weight they try to loose and cloths they try to wear, they can't compensate for that 'bowling ball' head.
Here comes Tawana. Boy, she is a plump little Oprah Head. She looks like 3 little boulders stacked up. That tent type dress doesn't hide a damn thing. What would you call three Oprah Heads coming down a hill? An Avalanche.
by Big Ed Moustapha April 9, 2010
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"Yeah, but she'll Oprah that weight back in a few months".
"Yeah, but she'll Oprah that weight back in a few months".
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