Occaucasian

(Noun)
A situation in which a Caucasian person benefits from white privilege.

Daquan: "Becky didn't get shot when the police arrested her? What a lucky occaucasian."

by Sighman Cowell September 8, 2017

chocolate occasion

The act of pooping one's pants (sometimes, but not always, accidentally).

I think it's time to change the little one's diaper. Smells like there's been a chocolate occasion.

by Brian Vaughn November 17, 2009

Occasbian

A lesbian who occasionally sleeps with men but does not identify as bi-sexual.

John slept with Jane? I thought she was gay.
She is, but it turns out she's an occasbian.

by Professor Bullshit December 30, 2008

rare occasion

Seeing Angela.

Angela - "I thought you meant catching the bus was on rare occasions Josh?"

Josh - "Seeing you Angela, is a rare occasion."

by JackPorter April 22, 2013

Occasien

Someone who lives for the opportunity of now

There are those who have lived in the glory of the past; there are those who will live in a glorious future; and there are those of us who live for the occasion. We are occasiens.

by Hillford September 5, 2011

occasional drinker

drinks occasionally

I am an occasional drinker that drinks occasionally

by occasional drinker January 4, 2018

occam

a black manservent (slave) from the movie "The Patriot" who cannont read when asked to.

i cant do anything ima occam.

by the shagger October 28, 2003