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Oblivion

The fourth game in the Elder Scrolls series, and arguably the best game in the history of mankind. By purchasing this game, you have sold your soul to Bethesda Softworks--which is a pretty even trade-off, actually. Once you start this game--assuming your computer/Xbox 360 doesn't burst into flames of righteous fury due to it's lack of uberness-- you will not be seeing the sun for a while.

Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality
Because of Oblivion, I no longer have a soul!

God bless BethSoft for this gift to man.
by Morrauk April 22, 2006
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Homo-blivious

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.
Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!
by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010
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catherine obvious

a single made by the band "my dog carver" that consist of members kalynn koury & weston koury- also know as sinjin drowning.

the title of the song came from the victorious episode survival of the hottest, which is also the episode sinjin drowning got their name from.
Tori : Yeah, thank you, Catherine obvious.
André: It's captain obvious.
Jade: The expression is "Thank you, captain obvious."
Beck: Who would catherine be?
Tori: Catherine can be a captain.

"Her name is Catherine
Catherine obvious
Captain of my heart" -Catherine obvious, my dog carver.
by philip <3 August 22, 2022
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Oblivion

Something inevitable. We will all die one day and there will be no one to remember us. In a book, a man was afraid of oblivion, that no one would remember him when he dies. It is the state of being forgotten.
Augustus Waters is afraid of oblivion.
by Tfios fanatic June 15, 2014
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"Thank you Captain Obvious"

A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.
by Ssenillis January 13, 2006
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Magnimus Obliviophallocytis

Having an enormous penis, of which you are unaware of.

Also known as "Little Donny Disease", after the only person known to have this affliction.
Little Donny was diagnosed with Magnimus Obliviophallocytis, and due to this, must wear a special medical harness.
by jangocore October 28, 2010
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Mr. Obvious

1. Character originated on the "Bob and Tom" radio show portraying the host of a call in show of the same name.
2. Individual with the super power of blinding sarcasm.
Mr. Obvious: "Caller the reason that vibrating flashlight you found in wife's underwear drawer won't light is maybe it's not a flashlight. Let's try to narrow this down. Does it feel a little slick or greasy?" Caller "Yeah, so?"
by The Real Mr. Obvious September 21, 2008
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