oblivious jet fan

a person hu seriously believes the jets are a decent football team. they show their pride by wearing jets jerseys to school even after loses. they even go so far as to waste 5 dollars in a football pool by picking the jets to beat the chargers

Mark Kramer asian, Jon Panarella boyish charm, Joe Pollack faggot

by Limz January 7, 2005

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tocn - totally oblivious computer nerd

A person who spends most of their pathetic life on the computer, spamming aimlessly on MSN, AIM, ICQ or some other chat program. They spend hours on end on it. But then when a simple task comes up like running a program, they have to ask you like a babbling idiot until you help them.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.

Ohemmeffgee help me ( name ) do I run or save this program???

by Kevin S. January 6, 2005

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Obliviousity

The state of not knowing what's going on around you, but probably smiling and nodding right along with everyone else anyway.

Spelled with a "u" because... I dunno, Greek or something.

He was so oblivious, he wasn't even aware of his own obliviousity. How did he get to be in charge, anyway?

by Are these real words now? May 4, 2016

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Obliviation diet

When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.

Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"

Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

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