optimal nutcracking height

An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.

If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike

by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021

Little Nutcracker Guy

A main character in the DGCU (danny gonzalez cinematic universe) always in the background of Danny Gonzalez’s videos.

“wow cool a Little Nutcracker Guy in the background”

by mryabyabyab June 20, 2022

Son of a Nutcracker

When children try to cuss.

Ow!!! Son of a Nutcracker!!
What the Son of a Nutcracker?!

by John John's Little Hopkins May 23, 2017

Nazarbayev Nutcracker

A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."

Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(

by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025

Twisted Nutcracker

When the guy is fucking a girl standing up with her hands tied or cuffed around him as they both suckle each other’s neck

Last night my aunts daughter was being rude so I gave her a Twisted Nutcracker

by SexDeffanitionsCreator February 13, 2021

Nutcrack

The light that shines betweens ones balls and ones thighs

“Timothy lept onto the bed and I was jarred by the blinding light of his nutcrack”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”

by showpeasant January 31, 2024

disneys nutcracker

When someone wants to get more views on their videos so they put stupid trending hashtags that have nothing to do with it like #fortnite, #gamer, or most commonly on tik tok, #disneysnutcracker

Guy 1: woah how’d this guy get so many likes on this post?
Guy 2: ugh he’s just one of those Disneys nutcrackers

by Wade_the_guy November 13, 2018