An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
by ShuttlePaintRed August 27, 2021
A main character in the DGCU (danny gonzalez cinematic universe) always in the background of Danny Gonzalez’s videos.
by mryabyabyab June 21, 2022
by John John's Little Hopkins May 23, 2017
An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.
Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
by LordJenal July 7, 2022
I just dropped my nutsack in the butt crack of my mate Rupert, whilst he was having a piss, he said what you doing? I replied, I’m giving you a nutcracker!
by Girth Harris July 3, 2022
When you have a friend who out of nowhere will either kick or slap you in the nuts as hard as they can
by IBankGrenades December 7, 2021
Someone who acts like there is 45 litres of Red Bull permanently in their system. They do crazy stuff for no particular reason and are a constant threat to you, your friends and family and society
by LankyPogger123 January 12, 2021