An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
by ShuttlePaintRed August 27, 2021
A main character in the DGCU (danny gonzalez cinematic universe) always in the background of Danny Gonzalez’s videos.
by mryabyabyab June 21, 2022
by John John's Little Hopkins May 23, 2017
Someone you see who is an idiot; Someone with a crack in their nut (head), in other words, a crazy, stupid person.
by TheNutcrackExpert February 06, 2025
“Timothy lept onto the bed and I was jarred by the blinding light of his nutcrack”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”
by showpeasant January 31, 2024
by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy January 13, 2020
An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.
Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
by LordJenal July 07, 2022