An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021
Get the optimal nutcracking heightmug. A main character in the DGCU (danny gonzalez cinematic universe) always in the background of Danny Gonzalez’s videos.
by mryabyabyab June 20, 2022
Get the Little Nutcracker Guymug. by John John's Little Hopkins May 23, 2017
Get the Son of a Nutcrackermug. by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy January 13, 2020
Get the NutCrackermug. I just dropped my nutsack in the butt crack of my mate Rupert, whilst he was having a piss, he said what you doing? I replied, I’m giving you a nutcracker!
by Girth Harris July 3, 2022
Get the Nutcrackermug. An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth
by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025
Get the Alabama nutcrackermug. Someone who acts like there is 45 litres of Red Bull permanently in their system. They do crazy stuff for no particular reason and are a constant threat to you, your friends and family and society
by LankyPogger123 January 12, 2021
Get the Nutcrackermug.