nutcracker

A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.

I just bought a Nutcracker from Target the other day.

by MrSkeletonpants April 11, 2016

nutcracker

Summertime alcoholic mixed frozen drink, usually mixed by people at home and sold on the street and by word of mouth. Different flavors include Nutcracker, Finding Nemo, and Spongebob.

Do u know who has the "nutcrackers" on the block ?
Did u taste the new "Spongebob" ?

by thebigthrowdown September 7, 2008

nutcracker

the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons

The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2014

nutcracker

A tough woman who, when provoked, will literally crack your nuts.

Oh boy, don't mess with Hilary, she's a nutcracker!

by p3214 May 25, 2009

nutcracker

when somebody squishes your nuts so hard they just pop

Jenna did nutcracker to Alex, he is now suffering for rest of his life

by LunarBerries June 21, 2023

Nutcracker

When you get hit by something/someone in your balls/testicles so hard you scream nutcracker

Joe: ARGH NUTCRACKER!!
Aiden:haha, got hit in the balls didn't you?
Finn:rlly dude?

by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017

nutcracker

to be kicked in the junk at tremendous force. causing the recipient to bend over double

if you were losing in a fight and you thought you were gonna not make it out you would give the other guy a nutcracker

by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006