An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021
Get the optimal nutcracking heightmug. A main character in the DGCU (danny gonzalez cinematic universe) always in the background of Danny Gonzalez’s videos.
by mryabyabyab June 20, 2022
Get the Little Nutcracker Guymug. by John John's Little Hopkins May 23, 2017
Get the Son of a Nutcrackermug. Muhammad is a nutcracker.
by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 5, 2024
Get the Nutcrackermug. An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth
by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025
Get the Alabama nutcrackermug. A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."
Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025
Get the Nazarbayev Nutcrackermug. When someone wants to get more views on their videos so they put stupid trending hashtags that have nothing to do with it like #fortnite, #gamer, or most commonly on tik tok, #disneysnutcracker
Guy 1: woah how’d this guy get so many likes on this post?
Guy 2: ugh he’s just one of those Disneys nutcrackers
Guy 2: ugh he’s just one of those Disneys nutcrackers
by Wade_the_guy November 13, 2018
Get the disneys nutcrackermug.