nursing home

A stinky shit hole, that has food that looks like nasty runny dog shit! The hole place is full of DISEASES!

Nursing Home: A place where old people like to shit their pants for you to clean up!

by Autumn and Tabatha October 23, 2007

Nursing

Catching a fish with tackle attached to a nipple ring.

I went out nursing this weekend...FISH ON!

by Robby Bobby Moonstock August 20, 2017

Nursing

Lying to your friend in a really elaborate way, like telling him you're going to nursing school in a far place(which you aren't) instead of moving to the same school whit him and so, for he to believe this, you block him on your social media so he can't see what you're actually doing

Bad friend: Dude I'm going to nursing school on México, my dad said it's cheaper.
Good friend: But, bro you don't like México or nursing school.
Bad friend: Im sorry.
Good friend :,(
weeks pass
Bad friend: Hey, by the way I was totally nursing you!
Good friend: Oh you f***.

by Lumbaby August 19, 2016

Str8 Nurpin

Unimaginably cool... so awsome even mr. t and chuck norris have a hard bein nurpin.

"see chance over there, one day he was gettin dumb in the middle of the street for no reason,He be str8 NURPIN"

by DMR-silva-pointa June 27, 2009

Nursing Excellence

large female breasts

That stripper the guys bought for me while I was in the hospital wins the award for Nursing Excellence, if ya know what I mean.

by Christopher Terry December 15, 2003

Nursing home mudslide

A cocktail served in the nursing home spirit. I measure of vodka and one can of boost.

Blond RN: Hon, you didn't drink your boost as yet?

Nursing home resident: How about spicing it up with some vodka, Barbie girl?

Blond RN: You mean a Nursing Home Mudslide? Sure, would you like that frozen or on the rocks?

by Rosi Faulds October 23, 2009

Nursing home hot

The unGodly hot temperature they keep set at nursing homes.

If you’re going to Sherri’s parents house, wear your bikini. They keep it nursing home hot.

by Inquisitive one two three February 21, 2019