nub

One of the many variations to the word noob; a term commonly used to belittle anyone who is new, unfamiliar, or simply sucks dick at a particular video game.

Synonyms: newb, newbie, noob, n00b, n00blar...etc...etc...

Antonyms: elite, l33t, 1337...etc...etc...

nub: how to play?

1337: just aim and shoot.

nub: ...how to play?

1337: go read the manual or check out forums for l33t advice.

nub: manual? forum?

1337: OMG, ffs you idiot. Just press Alt + F4 than you dumbass nub.

(nub exits game)

by Richard Huang November 11, 2004

nubs

1: Round pink objects, could posess magical qualities that overpower mortals

2: People who are fuzzy and strange.

3: nipples

To fully understand nubs one needs to watch the scene in Paul Blart: Mall Cop when he's drunk at the bar and goes up to the Indian guy and is like "feel the nub"

Our romantic evening was spent making raspberry cupcakes that looked like nubs

by Isoruku Yamamoto December 24, 2010

nub

A sub-noob. Worse than a noob. More idiotic and stupider than a noob. Someone you want to stay away from at all costs.

lil_kittygirl84: OMFG I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
Me: yea? and can you not talk in all caps?
lil_kittygirl84: HOW CAN YOU GET MONEY???
Me: In rl? and can you not talk in caps? PLEASE?
lil_kittygirl84: I ACCIDENTILY PRESSED THE CAPS BUTTON.
Me: Then press it again -.-
lil_kittygirl84: HOW? W/E. YES, REAL LIFE.
Me: *cough* nub *cough*...Graduate from a good college and get a job.
lil_kitygirl84: HOW DO I GO TO KOLAGE?

At this point, the best thing to do now is walk away...

by WeAllHate Z November 11, 2008

Nub

A finger that is missing the first joint(where the finger bends)

Kyle:Bro how did u get that nub on your ring finger?

Arin:Got into a cooking accident and cut off the first joint...

by Nubby nuberton June 6, 2011

Nub

Newbie, spelt with even less letters to emphasize the extreme shitiness of someone. Sometimes confused for a stump left by a severed limb.

He needs an aimbot to get frags! What a fecking nub...

by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003

Nubbing

The act of sticking the leftover body part after an amputation into a woman

I thought my war injury was a pain, but my wife totally gets off while im nubbing her!

by VaughnSmithIsGOOD April 27, 2008

nubbing

The action of a man with a stub arm who sticks it in the woman's vagina.

we tried nubbing but it was too big.

by mr983834 January 23, 2010