Norm Johnson

A person who does not know the material they are expected to instruct.

"Mr. Johnson doesn't know anything about history even though he is the history teacher."

"I know he pulled a real Norm Johnson."

by Shamrock Shrew May 20, 2009

Noreen

Truly the hottest girl ever!

Is that a Noreen?

Are your eyes burning out of your head cause she is so hot?

Yes to both.

by ReallyTheRealLiam May 1, 2011

NORMA STITS

meaning 'normous tits or no mistakes. scottish people tend to take offense to this remark

Scottish person: So ya want a pizza now do ya?
Other person:My name is Norma
Scottish Person: Norma what?
Other person: Norma Stits
Scottish Person: norma stits, norma STITS! IM GONNA CATCH YA WEE VARMET!!

by Ener-2 March 16, 2009

Noemi

Someone who is unique,special,and amazingly gorgeous. Has a big heart and is the type of person who you feel comfortable enough to spill your secrets to. Never lets you down and is always willing to give a helping hand. You will always see a noemi sporting a positive attitude and a sweet smile.
1. Smart/Nerdy
2.Funny
3.Cool

N-Nice
O-Optimistic
E-Enchanting
M-Marvelous
I-Inspiring

Some random guy: "Whoa did you see that girl?"
Someone else:"Yes she was such a noemi:)"

by Ohh Soo Cool February 5, 2010

Nohemi

A person who has the Kindest personality and is a fabulous friend. Anyone would be lucky to be friends with this person.

That person is so nice, shes totally a Nohemi!

by peoplepersonnnn August 20, 2013

nohemy

someone that's pretty, smart, outgoing, crazy, and down AS FUCK! she doesn't give a fuck about what anybody has to think about her. especially about the one up there ^^ or down theree vv . she's funny and she will be a good friend to anybody that is a good friend to her.

Wow! You're rockin' it, you're reminding me of a Nohemy.

Hey babe, damn you look so Nohemy!

by FlaackaNackaa! October 9, 2011

Noreater

When noreasters hammer the northeast so hard that the snow seems to eat up everything-including power and school days

Jim: Hey Joe, I heard its a real noreater up there.
Joe: Yeah, I haven't had power or school for a week.

by D1EN0M1TE February 10, 2010