Newbie

What Dr.Cox usually calls J.D (from the sitcom Scrubs.)

"listen here newbie..."And then after that being follwed by a rant.

by CommitedScrubsFan May 25, 2008

newbed

To be beaten by a newb , Someone who is knew at a game.

HAHAH That guy just got fucking newbed!

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

newben

German for n00b, a player new or inexperienced, or just plain faggicitly new and inexperienced

Floda Reltih: Gest act yabben ein gruben newben schibe geishwanchschlangrangbanggangwang faggenliedbrugerparishiltonsau!

Me: huh?

by wootpwna January 18, 2005

newbie days

When you're going through your first weeks of getting high a newbie tends to giggle alot over little things as pot heads the non newbies hardly ever laugh anymore they smoke to feel normal.

Mike: remember the newbie days when we smoked for the first time together in hines park
Me: yeah we had the giggles so bad
Kevin: remember we were by the water and mike talked about teletobbies coming out of the water and killing us
Me: yeah man I miss the newbie days we laughed so much over little things
Kris: its over now lets smoke some more weed

by stewfoo January 13, 2005

Newberg

A town in Oregon that is filled with fucktards and skanky sluts. It reeks of failure and marijuana. Most men in this town have tiny dicks and like other men.

Guy 1: HEEY WHER U LIEVE?
Guy 2: NEWBERG LOL
Guy 1: HEY ME 2
Guy 2: KOOL...
Guy 2: WEE FUCKS NAO?
Guy 1: YA!!!!!1!11!

by imreallycoollol October 18, 2008

newbie test

Webpages created merely to test the system, on freely editable websites such as wikis (or this site for that matter)

This entry is a newbie test.

by cyan August 29, 2003

Newbe

Used in the military to describe someone that is unaware of the procedures and/or structure required to preform a required task.

Hey Newbe, get down and give me 20 for not saluting that officer!

by "T" all Mighty January 12, 2012