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Must Meditate March

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March.
My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March
by Dubiks February 24, 2019
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mydixafloppin

The Art of Impetence!
Man, i got mydixafloppin goin on here.. no bitch will stay in bed.
by Kevin April 8, 2005
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meditat

Abbreviation for medical tattoo, permanent body ink commonly placed on the chest or forearm area, used to convey end-of-life wishes, allergic reactions or other medical information. Not widely considered legally binding.
If my heart stops it's my time to pass, so I got a meditat that tells doctors Do Not Resuscitate
by zzyakz April 7, 2013
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Meditation

The art of being in the present moment and clearing your mind of the past or the future .
"Lose your mind and come to your senses"- Fritz Perls
I love meditation, it's changed my life.
by Boom Puggy March 5, 2017
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Madita

A person doing nothing but watching anime alone in her room. No social connections but still beautiful.
She watched Fairy Tail all day, damn she's such a madita.
by rigorem March 20, 2017
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meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.
"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.
by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017
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Madita

a beautiful girl that is wanted by everyone but hard to get, also big into bangs, if ya know what i mean
-Damn boy, did you see that new girl?
-Yes shes super hot but I heard she's a Madita.
by dogs_are_the_best69 February 4, 2018
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