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Mutton Humper 

Somebody who loves to shag sheep. Common amongst the welsh, Kiwis and Aberdeen FC supporters.
The mutton humpers have been at my fucking flock again!
Mutton Humper by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009

Mutton musket

Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.
Dude, check out this slut sucking my mutton musket.
Mutton musket by pop-eye October 26, 2008

mutton bustin 

Tappin tourist chicks till they bust.
We're going to the local pub for some mutton bustin.
mutton bustin by Togoofy1 July 16, 2016

Mutton Busting 

"Why were at the petting zoo at 3 am?"

"I was mutton busting"

"niiiiiiiiice"

Mutton Chaser 

I've got Mutton Chasers in my stool.
Mutton Chaser by DDDuluth April 17, 2011

Mutton chop 

When you fall asleep on your side and some one takes a long stringy shit from your side burn to your chin.
John passed out at the party last night so I gave him a Mutton chop.
Mutton chop by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011