Mutton kelaya

Someone who’s mother has made mutton for him and is very happy about it

Aai ne amcheya mutton kelaya mattan khelayi woo woo

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Mutton Humper

Somebody who loves to shag sheep. Common amongst the welsh, Kiwis and Aberdeen FC supporters.

The mutton humpers have been at my fucking flock again!

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Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.

Dude, check out this slut sucking my mutton musket.

Mutton musket by pop-eye October 26, 2008

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We're going to the local pub for some mutton bustin.

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"Why were at the petting zoo at 3 am?"

"I was mutton busting"

"niiiiiiiiice"

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When you fall asleep on your side and some one takes a long stringy shit from your side burn to your chin.

John passed out at the party last night so I gave him a Mutton chop.

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