Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.
by jrcapital1 April 26, 2011

This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.
My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!
by DirtyMouthMedic May 7, 2022

Free Mulch Cult also known as FMC, is an internet group of friends. There is 6 active members in this group. Everyone is friendly to everyone.
"Hey have you heard of Free Mulch Cult?"
"Yeah, they are really chill and nice. I wish I was in their group."
"Yeah, they are really chill and nice. I wish I was in their group."
by sealweeyee October 19, 2019

by TioLeo December 4, 2022

by rploeck November 9, 2012

A white trash fuckboy who pretends to be smart but always ends up with his foot in his mouth when something serious comes up.
by Egg Nigga July 13, 2017

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by bitchboibottomboomer November 30, 2023
