mudslide surprise

Performed while two people are engaging in 69. The person on top will proceed to shit on the other's face. Thus taking them completely by surprise

Last night me and Mary had the biggest mudslide surprise

by McGuyver Hatchcock December 7, 2006

Mudslide in the canyon

A person must first have diarrhea. This is the sexual act when said person poops in a woman's taint and allows it to slide into both the anus and vagina.

I heard Sheila got a mudslide in the canyon last night, it was pretty messy.

by mydixienormous May 25, 2011

Mudslide Banana Split

Grab a banana and peel it, remove the banana. Then take a shit and place it inside the peel. Shove the Banana log in the girl's mouth and then begin to fuck her mouth, banana and all.

Person 1: Oh I gotta take a shit! Get me a banana!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: So I can shit in it and fuck my gurl's brains out! Mudslide banana split time!

by syngates13 July 8, 2011

mudslide crush

When you're eating your crush's ass and they shit all over you

Damn guys, I was eating bae's ass and she gave me a mudslide crush smh

by PiDeltaSlime August 29, 2019

Mudslide Boogie

When you eat too much Taco Bell and you have to sit in the bathtub for a while.

"Hey dude, I ate too much Taco Bell last night, it was a real Mudslide Boogie."

by Big dong6969 October 26, 2022

Mudslide Baby

A baby conceived by sperm running down the crack of a woman's ass into her vagina.

(1) The term "Mudslide Baby" is used for people who are abnormal or unusual.

(2) Hey man, I think Steve is a "Mudslide Baby." He always spazes out after he sneezes.

by DrewSmilie August 9, 2012

Mudslide canoeing

During anal intercourse the male hits a nerve that causes the female to start shitting uncontrollably on the males dick, while the male continues to bang her using the shit as lube.

Amanda was taking it up the butt when suddenly she had the urge to shit. John then continued to bang and begin his journey of "mudslide canoeing" until he was satisfied.

by Domweatherman February 4, 2014