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mouthwash 

(n.) For straight men, it's cunt juice. For gay men, it's cum. Same for gay and straight women.

See cum and cunt juice.
See also snowball.
Gay:
As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity.

Lesbian:
Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey.

Straight:
John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously.

mouthwash by Robert E. Porter August 10, 2007

mouthassjackery 

1. Talking about something or someone in a positive light, when in reality, the words coming out of your mouth are pure fiction.

2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.

3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.
example 1:
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!

Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.

example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.

TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.

cambodian mouthwash 

When you squat over somebody, put your balls into that somebodys mouth and shake your ass - that is called a cambodian mouthwash.
"your mouth smells. have you recieved a cambodian mouthwash?"

Chewbacca Mouthwash 

When one partner diarrheas into the others mouth. Then they proceed to gargle the diarrhea making the Chewbacca Wookie noise. After a thorough fresh poo tainting of the mouth they spit the liquefied fecal matter in to a sink.

(Note: Best if done after eating Chinese or Mexican foods.)
Ricky said to her "Your breathe smells like straight Chewbacca Mouthwash girl!"
Chewbacca Mouthwash by RickySTEEZ December 7, 2009

Mouthwash 

What you need after a good blowjob.
While I enjoyed the fun with your dick, I really need some mouthwash.
Mouthwash by Stardust Pixie February 17, 2015

salty mouthwash 

when you jizz into a girls mouth, she gargles i and then spitsit back onto your penis
dude she gives a good blow but it is kinda weird when she does that salty mouthwash