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Money Mountains

Ski resorts where the skiers and snowboarders have top of the line equipement but fall down on the bunny slope.
That money mountain is where all those people go who can't ski, once I saw one nut a tree when he was bombing down the bunny slope cause he couldn't turn. HAHA.
by ShoesRBad March 27, 2003
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Brokeback Mountaineer

The man in a gay relationship that does the penitrating. One could think of the one partner as the mountain, and the other partner as the mountaneer ready to concure him and plant his meat pole on the summit.
In Fred and Jims gay relationship Fred was the "Brokeback Mountaineer".
by Chet Anderson July 25, 2008
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Fire In The Mountains

A handy, all-purpous phrase that can be used in any context when one is unsure what to say.
Example #1:
A: "I have to see my son's principla today."
B: "Oooh, sounds like there's a fire in the mountains."

Example #2:
A: "Where have you been!?"
B: "There was a fire in the mountains."

Example #3:
A: "I really like this photo!"
B: "There's definitely a fire in the mountains."
by Al Hummins April 28, 2010
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boar_king_of_mountains

He is Inosuke from Demon Slayer. He is a lord and is cool and powerful, his mom is Kotoha while his dad is ummm idk. he is a king tho ✏️
Woahhhhh Inosuke where’s your parents? Boar_king_of_mountains
by official._.kotoha July 11, 2021
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mountainese

The lingo used amongst mountainbike folk.
Examples of "Mountainese":

"It's a little technical."
-- Last time we rode here, we cracked a frame, had 3 snake bites, and taco-ed a wheel.

"This is the last climb."
-- This is really not the last climb, in fact, we're not even halfway. but if i tell you that, chances are you'll throw down your bike and won't talk to me for a month.

"I found this kick-ass trail!"
-- Pack your ID and some KY jelly, because chances are we'll spend the night in jail for trespassing.

"A yard sale"
-- A horrendous crash that leaves all your various "wares" -- water bottles, pump, tool bag, etc. -- scattered as if on display for sale.

" 'rhoid buffing"
-- Going down a hill so steep that your butt touches the rear wheel

"Hope you got your granny gear working!"
-- We're going to do some never-ending, impossible climbs. (A granny gear is the lowest gear available on a bike, designed for ultra-steep uphill climbing.)
by Elvo November 8, 2007
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Snow-Capped Mountains

if you cum on a girl's tits, you are "snow-capping" her "mountains"
by MGBIZZLE October 13, 2004
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Gator Mountains

The bulges portruding from an athletic coach's pants. On special occasions, the bulges are numerous and very noticeable.
Coach Jones' Gator Mountains looked like a giant camel toe.
by HamptonT July 3, 2006
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