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tough moron

someone who is a moron but also possesses uncompromising determination and is capable of enduring strain, hardship, or severe labor
Check out that guy carrying the steel 55-gallon drum down the block even though he could be rolling it. He is one tough moron!
by BlobbyBlob May 13, 2010
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Moron's dozen

I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
by kloiterra August 9, 2010
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The Mormon 500

A derogatory term used to describe rush hour traffic in and around the Salt Lake City area.

Utah's highways are shitty and inadequate. Also, Utah drivers are traditionally dumb-ass, inconsiderate assholes. Everyone (EVERYONE) drives well above the posted limit of 65mph.
"I would have gotten here sooner but I got trapped in The Mormon 500."

"We left at 2:00 as to avoid The Mormon 500."
by NegativeJZ January 27, 2008
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moronicity

(n.) The degree to which one is a moron.
Can you believe the moronicity of that guy?
by CrayonFrosh March 13, 2006
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Mormonics

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.
by broncogunner June 12, 2008
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Moron

Moron was originally a scientific term, coined by psychologist Henry Goddard from a Greek word meaning "foolish" and used to describe a person with a genetically determined mental age between 8 and 12 on the Binet scale. It was also once applied to people with an IQ of 51-70 and was a step up from "imbecile" (IQ of 26-50) and two steps up from "idiot" (IQ of 0-25). The word moron, along with "retarded" and "feeble-minded" (among others), was once considered a valid descriptor in the psychological community, though these words have all now passed into common slang use, exclusively in a detrimental context.
That person is a moron!
by zippy_little_thing May 30, 2006
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
by KVRX January 10, 2005
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