Moronism

A practice of something stupid

Dude: What's he doing in that church?
Bro: Oh, he's practicing Moronism

by KaiTheKing October 30, 2015

Good-Morgasm

The act of obtaining an orgasm within an hour of waking for the day, usually from buenos dias sex (morning sex). Occasionally accompanied by a hearty breakfast in bed, but only if your partner also obtains a good-morgasm or five. Odds of breakfast in bed increase exponentially per good-morgasm.

1. It didn't take long for Erica to make me pancakes with sausages after I gave her a good-morgasm with MY sausage.

2. "Dude, why are you in such a good mood today?"
"Well, I hooked up with a cute chick last night..."
"NICE! Props bro!"
"...And when we woke up we traded good-morgasms!"
"..Teach me!!!"

by Shakawkaw November 30, 2009

morgasmic

when something is more of an orgasm then regularly

or

when morgan is having an orgasm

morgans presence + orgasm=morgasmic area

"That orgasm last night with the prostitute was morgasmic"

or

Chris new the sex was over once morgan had a morgasm

by Morgan434 December 28, 2005

two-dimensional organism

A type of mythical creature in the science-fiction/fantasy world that exists in only two dimensions. Is incapable of seeing the third dimension. The most notable feature is that it is required to eat and excrete out of the same orfice. That is, if the digestive system had 2 openings, it would cut the organism in two.

A two-dimensional organism's mouth is also its anus.

Even an ameoba is not a two-dimensional organism.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 19, 2007

Mormonism

A colloquial term encompassing the combination of doctrine, culture and lifestyle unique to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. While the term was originally a pejorative invented by persecutors of the Church, it has since become largely acceptable and is even used among some Latter-day Saints.

According to The Associated Press Stylebook, the term “Mormonism” is not correctly applied to Protestant groups such as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, the Community of Christ, etc..

Salt Lake City, Utah, is to Mormonism what Vatican City is to Catholicism: an international headquarters serving the needs of adherents in many nations across the world.

by the Otter May 19, 2014

morganvs_

morganvs_ is a tiktok and instagram editor that got banned on tiktok because she drew a penis on live

morganvs_ is an idiot, did you notice how her account got banned on hisoka’s birthday?!

by morqx.an July 20, 2021

morgtism

When you are so incredibly autustic that you and your family have there own branch of autusm named after you

this kid max has some fucking morgtism

by Morgmaster6969 September 26, 2023