Moose

(adj) Anything resembling a vagina or having qualities thereof.

I can't look at taco's from straight up anymore. It makes me feel sick.
Too moose for you, huh?
So fucking moose.

by Jjef April 15, 2010

Moose

a slang term used in an affectionate way to call someone when they have done something stupid.

you stupid moose! why did you let the dog escape!

by mmmm, smeat. July 18, 2003

moose

verb. To raise both hands to your head to simulate moose antlers whilst having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind.

I pulled a random bird in Zanzibar last night, took her home and moosed her three times.

by mercunium November 21, 2003

moose

An all-around definition with many meanings.

1. An insult
2. Something to say when you are mad at someone for being a fucking idiot.
3. Something to say at random

1. You moose!
2. You moose! Go to Belleville!
3. Moose!

by P $ February 15, 2004

Moose

A moose is another word for whore. A way to describe a slut. Can also be used as "Moosie".

Friend 1: Damn that girl is good looking

Friend 2: Yeah dude, but I bet she is a total moose.

by Nick, Cordell, Ian January 25, 2009

Mooses

A group of females that go to several nightclubs a week, are loud, annoying and enjoying letting people know there whereabouts (at the particular nightclub) on social network websites such as facebook, twitter or myspace.

'They are the biggest bunch of mooses'
'Where did Jesse go?

I think he left with that moose'

by Ivan Milat III April 12, 2011

Moose

The act of shitting and then ejaculating on someone or something

Guy 1: "I really feel like trying something freaky tonight."
Guy 2: "I can moose on you if you want."
Guy 1: "Alright man, just don't tell my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "I can moose on her too."

by BootyMasster420 October 13, 2014