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monkeypaws

"Yoh got the monkeypaws?"
"I got 10$ for a monkeypaw"
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MonkeyPants

The super cool future ruler of the world who is usually obsessed with Alexander the Great and reading books about domination, innovation and how to rule a nation.
You're such a MonkeyPants!

Who do you think you are - MonkeyPants???
by Your new boss July 22, 2004
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Monkeybird

The name of the flying beasts in The Wizard of OZ. Also can be associated with hideous looking females.
"Damn man, that woman be looking like a monkeybird!"
by Hosami March 17, 2009
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monkeygirl

A person who does not have a specific role at the office place, therefore does odd jobs, i.e: Filing, soda runs, faxing, making phone calls, etc.

Very mindless tasks.

Works for little (or no) pay.
Angela V. hates being the monkeygirl but that's just the way it has to be.
by pattycakes January 14, 2005
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monkeylicious

Gay slang defining a very attractive large hairy man .
Damn ,he is monkeylicious !
by BobbyB201 September 15, 2006
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drive by monkeying

when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.
last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!
by frank valente October 22, 2006
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do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed
when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss
by The Bandit May 8, 2008
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