mocha blocked

Being blocked from picking up your beverage at your favorite coffee house by any of the following: 1) someone who just plants themselves in front of the beverage bar way before they can expect their drink, 2) someone too busy talking on their phone to pickup their drink and get the hell out of the way, or 3) someone too busy flirting with the barista to get the hell out of the way.

Sorry I'm late. I got mocha blocked at Starbucks by this idiot on a cell phone talking about how much they needed their triple shot mocha.

by Hey_Hey April 13, 2010

Monthaversary

The reccurrence of an event on the same date every month. Like a relationship for instance.

Happy Monthaversary Jonathan!

by GabrielahSparx November 29, 2010

mocharrhea

A paralyzing explosion of your bowels after drinking a mocha latte. Can lead to several visits to the toilet with the mocha fire shits.

Sue: Hey Vern, I tried calling you all morning and kept getting your voicemail.
Vern: Yeah, I ran straight to the bathroom when I got back from Starbucks. Sudden case of mocharrhea, if you know what I mean (wink,wink).
Sue: Ah, got it.

by Suziewar August 24, 2011

monchengladbach

A rather large chode-like penis

‘I whipped out my monchengladbach and the crowd went wild!’

by Chumley Walner March 13, 2018

Mocha Mustache

When a girl puts the dick in her mouth after buttsex and shit ends up on her upper lip.

I was slamming the hot girl from chemistry class in her pooper and she hopped off and started sucking my cock and gave herself a Mocha Mustache!!

by Rumplenutz September 1, 2018

MochaCreamSwirl

The best person on roblox and is sexy and hot

Person: who is segy

Me: MochaCreamSwirl

by NickiMinajisthequeenofrap February 3, 2021

Ghetto Mocha

A drink made with hot chocolate mix and coffee--usually prepared in the office kitchen. In an emergency, it's a substitute for an actual mocha when one can't get to a coffee shop.

Erin: "I didn't have time to run to Caribou, so I had to make do with a Ghetto Mocha."
Rick: "Ghetto Mocha, huh? Not as good as the real thing, but it'll do in an emergency, mofo."

by RERS January 18, 2013