Desi Mojito

He's a twitter celeb and a controversial person. He's gem for a reason. An unpaid member of BJP IT cell, who works with full capacity to roast liberandus.

Be like Desi Mojito, controversial but a gem.

by Babu Bhaiya April 2, 2021

moju

a drink which includes liquid substance called soju (real men's drink) and milkis (asain pop mixed with some chemical milk shit) and is mixed together in order to create diabolical taste that'll get yo ass drunk in a sec

Chris: hey im thirsty and i wanna get trashed
Justin: lets get some moju then
Chris: that's a great fuckin idea
Justin: yessum

by Jewstin Shine December 8, 2007

mojo wire

The Xerox Telecopier, a primitive fax machine, as called by gonzo journalist Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.

...back at Rolling Stone I had to be available to read and edit copy as it came in eight- to ten-page bursts -- via the Xerox telecopier ("the mojo wire"), a primitive fax, which had a stylus that printed onto treated paper (at a rate of seven minutes per page) and smelled.

by arteitle May 8, 2005

Mojave Muncher

The name for an act of foreplay in which the recieving party turns their blowdryer on full blast while pointing it directly into their partners mouth, causing extreme dryness, making the tongue rather "cat-like". The partner then proceeds to perform oral sex. The acts name derives from its extreme dryness, and to be quite honest. . . the chafing.

"i thought he was gonna go down and get me all wet but he pulled a surprise Mojave Muncher and damn near sanded my clit off! Goddam, i say Goddam!!!"

by themojavemuncher February 25, 2015

Mojola

A great person. Loves making people feel better and cracking jokes. Is sophisticated but can let loose when need be.Loves to shoot hoops and is spiritually fulfilled. A great role model and focuses on their goal despite any circumstaances.

I'm going to Mojola my way out of this situation.
Mojola, I look up to you
Mojola you rock!

by d1-02 January 20, 2019

Mosquito Mojito

The act when your clit gets aroused, allowing all the blood to collect there for a mosquito to suck out. The mosquito will leave traces of its venom and you’ll be in a endless cycle of arousal since you’ll feel the need to itch your clit.

Your clit is so aroused, heck that’s a whole cocktail for mosquitos, call that mosquito mojito!

by Suzysue76 September 1, 2020

Mojack

Slang term for Icelander, especially a rural one--popular term among US military personnel stationed in Iceland during WWII. Origin unknown.

That Mojack insisted vehemently that his cow was sick because of being sexually assaulted by our soldiers, but after our camp veterinarian diagnosed and treated her for a common bovine ailment, she made a full recovery; then the Mojack gave us some cheese to make amends.

by hyjyljyj October 27, 2007