moped

-a girl who is not particularly attractive, but is a good fuck.

the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.

"Dude that girl is such a moped, I'd fuck her, but no one can know."

by Day January 19, 2006

mowed

Mowed, pronounced so it sounds like loud.
To devour, to eat a alrge quantity of food quickly.

"Dude, you finished your grinder already?!"
"Yeah, I was pretty hungry."
Dude, you mowed that shit."

by J.C.S May 12, 2008

mobese

Morbidly obese. Someone who has taken obesity to a new level. Anybody from Houston, for example.

Man, that chick isn't just fat, she's mobese.

by Gabriel Chan October 18, 2007

moled

v. intr. (mol-d) The act of getting brutally punished in an electronic game or in a real life situation by the user "Rodmole", typically accompanied by an unpleasant and/or unsanitary feeling.

"Damn, I hate getting moled. I feel so cheap and dirty afterwards..."

by Kisou March 28, 2008

Moberly, MO

A very small town in northern-central Missouri that is surrounded by corn and cows with many wanna-be-gangsters (you live in a town surrounded by corn, YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER!!!). There isn't much to do here, mostly residents have to go to Columbia, MO to do anything fun.

Only idiots move there kids to Moberly, MO.

by cowsvilleUSAresident April 19, 2011

Mabed

To be owned, beaten, scored on, or defeated with no mercy. Usually occurs slowly at first, and then all at once. Most victims don't even know they've been hit until its too late. Side effects include losing your career, reputation, success with women, and general level of confidence.

"I want you to remember the one man who Mabed you" - The Dark Knight

by Billimaire March 1, 2017

moped

an ugly chick that is fun to ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen on... just like a moped

went for a ride on the ol' moped after we left the club last night

by makelatackela June 11, 2006