Shits mystical.

A phrase comonly used in Ringwood, New Jersey to express a state of absolute bakery in one's mind. One's lungs would have to consume approximately half an ounce to achieve such state of being in their own little world.

Billy - You aright? You look bugged...

Spanky - I'm good man, Shits mystical.

by Roryk January 21, 2006

Mystical Bitch-Tits

An elderly woman who wears disgustingly suggestive clothing. Typically has a job teaching young children.

Oh God, my son has Mrs. Smith for his 3rd grade teacher, she is such a Mystical Bitch-Tits.

by Floppy Mcgee July 13, 2011

mystical animal

An animal beyond human understanding, like Kanye West

Kanye West is a famous mystical animal

by Diagmel April 10, 2015

mystical taco

Sometimes used when referring to a woman's vagina

Did you get any love last night ???

"Yeah ...she gave me a piece of her mystical taco "

by CaseDaGreat May 31, 2017

mystical chicken

memehar

you weird mystical chicken

by john w dodd March 5, 2018

Mystical Creatures

Patrons that come out showing support for a wife that should not be screwed over by a shady sob

The mystical creatures came to my rescue when my CF aka sob threatened me to gain advantage.

by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018

Mystical1

An female gay person.... wait what.

Person I am an Mystical1

by Technotype April 8, 2019