missle defense system

A woman´s hips or ass. Anything that could potentially get near a man´s missle.

Kevin wants to know about his teacher´s missle defense system. We´re talking, curves, we´re talking Homeland Security, baby!

by Andrew from california August 6, 2008

misled

To lead something in a wrong way, or to understand a certain topic in an imprecise or incorrect manner.

Instead of helping me find my way, he misled me in the small labyrinth.

by MaryPosa July 24, 2017

Stink Missle

Is a well hung mans penis, before, during or after having anal sex. Refering to the working end of his unit being covered in lube and poo.

I heard you gave Rebecca the Stink Missle last night, you go man.

by Nabolshia May 1, 2011

Dick Missle

An absolute squealer of a hog

Holy shit Rick, check out the size of that dick missle!

by mackdaddymitch October 3, 2015

Misleading and Bisexual

A semi version of "Fake and Gay". First coined by Ray William Johnson in =3 (A popular youtube show)

It is used to show that a video is not fake and gay but is somewhere in the middle.

Bob: Yo that video was fake and gay!
George: Nah man, more like Misleading and Bisexual.

by Wow I can't even use my name! February 27, 2010

rape missle

Another name for a male's genitalia, or the male sex organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and making important life decisions. One of two things men keep after a divorce.

Whenever walking through the park late at night, watch out for men firing off their rape missles.

by Wilson F. October 23, 2007

mistletoe

The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party

Joe- Mary totally got mouth raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas party.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!

by jjfred July 4, 2010