After defecating, the first wipe of one's ass reveals a piece of toilet paper that is completely spotless and free of fecal matter. This is evidence that one's ass is already clean, requiring no further wipes.
I had to take a dump right before class. Luckily I had a miracle wipe, or I would've been late for sure!
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