minitia

a group of armed midgets.

The pygmies are coming! Alert the minitia!

by Kelly Plumber January 4, 2008

praying mantits

When a man has such flabby tits that he is able to press them together so they touch, much like a set of praying titties.

Man, take a look at that guy. That's a real nice set of praying mantits. I'm jealous!

by Mr. Balloonhands November 17, 2013

minties

Hot broads who put out.

"Are there going to be any minties there tonight who will give mad domage?"

by poopshoenayu July 25, 2007

minitab

Statistical analysis software used a lot in 6-sigma/process excellence programmes. The interface is a bit clunky, but the stats behind it is spot on.

It is boring because it just does what it is supposed to do. No fuss, no hassle, no crashes...

I threw my gauge R&R data in to MINITAB and it confirmed what I suspected - the instrument is useless for measuring to the required tolerance.

by fubarderby April 13, 2006

Lake Minnitonka

Where you go to purify yourself.

"Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnitonka." - Prince.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004

mantittily

Exceptionally monstrous man titties that jiggle with every step

"Andrew's man-titties were exceptionally mantittily today!"

by Pikachu1990 March 29, 2009

Pillow Minting

The practice of granting special privileges or bonuses only to high ranking members of an organization by another high ranking official(s). This is done at the exclusion and ultimately at the expense of non ranking members. The term is obviously derived from complimentary mints placed on the pillows at upscale hotels for "honored" guests. These mints come from the aprons of the low-paid hotel employees.

"Did you see the news? The school board just pink-slipped over 200 teachers because of the economy. Then they turn around and gave the administrators a 15 percent pay raise! Talk about pillow minting!"

by Franknfla September 19, 2009