i need mental help

When you say some gay ass shit

"AHH CAILLOU CUM IN MY BUTT". "Ummm I'm not gonna even ask" "I need mental help"

by yuhyuh69420 October 20, 2019

Mental health food

Food that does not benefit your physical health or well-being, but sure as shit makes you feel awesome while you're eating it.

My vegan hippie family have been feeding me salad all week. I just wanna watch Gilmore Girls and eat mental health food.

by rexmortus January 26, 2018

mental breakdown

when you realize mike wazowski nodding would be the same as him twerking

"bro im watching monsters inc. and just had an absolut fucking mental breakdown
"bruh"

by not giorno giovanna November 9, 2019

Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.

We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

Mental Ward

A Horrorcore rap group based in Michigan. mainly found on Myspace and recently in the last year becoming really famous in the Michigan area with songs about rape, torture, and the like.

Guy 1"Damn homie Mental Ward's new track is the shit!"

Guy 2"I know I cant wait for the next show!"

by Demos Darkblaze August 27, 2006

mantastic

Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat.

Following his fifth keg of beer, Kevin ripped the horn off of his pet narwhal, and then nailed his porn-star girlfriend for hours. Subsequently, he felt mantastic.

by Ned Ryerson July 30, 2008

Mantasy

"Male Fantasy." Stephen Colbert used this word duing his segment "The Word" on a 2007 episode of the Colbert Report. He copyrights it to himself, though it appeared on Urban Dictionary long before his use of it on the show.

Stephen Colbert has the hots for Matthew Mconaughey. He called him a mantasy!

by Psychodork July 19, 2007