Minion

A person who will do anything you'd like
(i,e. Make your bed, prepare food, read for you,)

Human: "Minion, make me a sandwich"
Minion: "Ok"

by ChrisMarleau January 17, 2006

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Minions

A really amazingly skilled paintball team from Vancouver, B.C.

The Minions totally schooled the Russian Legions!!

by Polina Z. January 7, 2009

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Minion

A yellow tic tac that can has only ever been in america but speaks portuguese or some shit

did you know that minions are predators? this is because their eyes are facing forward.

by patricia morarez October 16, 2020

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little yellow shits that go around yelling banana and other shit u cant understand.

John: Hey Mike did u see the minions movie? It was awesome!
Mike: You got five seconds before i pour bleach on your mouth.

by MaliciousFloppy October 8, 2015

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"damn sorry"

by minion tampons July 11, 2022

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