word malpunction

When you think you've written a clever or funny pun on-line but:

a) it goes over like a lead balloon because it wasn't funny to begin with, or

b) the intended audience didn't "get it" or misconstrues the pun as something else so hackles rise, a flame war ensues, testosterone levels soar, war breaks out, nations topple, and the Earth is left a vast, barren, charred cinder with melted Anita Bryant CDs lying all over the place.

"Hey, Bob--I didn't know you were such a racist!"
"WTF?!! FYATHYRIO!"
"Whoa, doood--you know, racing motorcycles and cars. Racer. Racist. Get it?
"Oh. Well...FY, anyway."

(That is a case of a word malpunction (or just malpunction.))

by A21stCenturyMan November 7, 2009

wardrobe malfunction

The 'accidental' revelation of cleavage on national television. for you dumbasses out there, "When dat bitch showed dem tittays on da tv yo"

Thats what you get when you let MTV run the halftime show. greedy corporate bastards.

by Max May 11, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

Pronunciation: in'deesunt ik'spowzhur

Super Bowl halftimes should be used for analysis.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

1. (noun) Lame excuse given by CBS after showing a nasty saggy 50 year old tittie on TV. Nobody needed to see that. Nobody.

Janet's wardrobe malfunction was just plain odd

by Utz89 August 19, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A weak term concocted to explain a blaitent publicity stunt.

Cloths don't malfunction, machines and really stupid people malfunction.

by Canadamus_Prime September 7, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

when clothing is "accidently" ripped from your body exposing an otherwise private area

"Hey hunny, are you in the mood for a wardrobe malfunction tonight?"

by MUnit August 29, 2004

Wordrobe Malfunction

Letting a vulgar, obscene, profane or generally offensive word slip in the presence of one or more easily offended fellows.

Grandma: We are having a luncheon followed bt an intense game of bridge, will you be there?

Grandson: Sorry grammy, my budy Sam just got busted fucking his, ... sorry Grammy.

Grandma: That's ok, you just had a wordrobe malfunction.

by tkast68 December 11, 2011