Medieval cute

Very cute but also very expensive

That's so medieval cute!

by Lil'Pompy April 2, 2019

Medieval

Any Urban Dictionary definition that was written before 2012. Many definitions are from the early 2000s, which precede stuff like the iPhone, Facebook, Youtube and Instagram; basically most of the internet we know today. Just search up the definition of "douchebag" or some other overused term to see what I mean.

Why are all these definitions from 2003? That's fuckin' MEDIEVAL!

by Geert Van Schlänger July 21, 2020

Medieval Capalot

Ancient Con-Man, a honest liar

Klause Mikaelson was a Medieval Capalot !

by pnikid691 September 13, 2020

MedievalinTheMakng

He said imagine having a definition so yeah

Lavero was here, medievalinthemakng.

by Lavero October 13, 2020

medieval fleshlight

A severed head in a birdhouse

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight

by anonymous September 1, 2021

Medieval instinct

Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.

Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?

Kid: mom wtf

Friend: wha–

Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–

by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022

Medieval Larry

noun; a metallic condom, preferably with metal shavings for jousting your partner

"Hey baby, the Medieval Larry may hurt"

by oMmieWithAExtraChromie March 19, 2022